…..The highe$t form of flattery

I swear we (I, yes me me me lol) did this concept first!

Uh huh….back with real entries soon.

This guy bounced back well…

Please stop.

Hipster Must-Have Items Vol.1

Vintage “nerd” glasses:

even Scarlett makes em hot.

If you really want to be a super-hipster, the lens-less versions will do you perfectly.

and even still…you will never be as cool as Ralphie.

For the more fashion forward hipster out there…I am seeing a comeback of the Lennon style frame…

a la, everyones favorite super-hipster…

Cigarettes:

What type of reputable hipster doesn’t smoke?

Transportation mechinisms other than actual vehicles: i.e bicycles (preferably vintage), skateboards, scooters, mopeds, etc:

and to validate your hipsterosity…none of these can be dated post-1985…or you’ll be labeled a ‘poser’…ironically a lot of the ‘non-posers’ weren’t even born in 1985, ha!

Clothing/accessories/shoes in any of these colors:

35mm Film Camera:

V 1.2 coming soon…

 

 

 

 

Kanye on the MTV VMA’s b/w They’re still @ it.

I didn’t watch the MTV VMA’s tonight for a few reasons.
1.) I’m not GheY.
2.) The NFL is on & I’m not ghey.
3.) I highly doubt any of the band’s I really like would be on MTV ever, plus I’m not GHEY, football is on.

But, I just found this awesome clip of Kanye performing his new single (which will be released in a few hours) Love Lockdown.

Oh & yeah, they’re still taking stupid photoz.

^^^like WTF? Dude you’re 36 years old, act like it.





^^^^I’m HATIN’….i bet Tajai mad.

^^this Azn dude is so ironic n sh*t, i live it!



^^^dat real hiphop SHIT shun!

^^^my nigga forreal williams stays wit an ugly b*tch & a gay nigga, gyeah!

^ooh, u so cuttin edge n azn!

^^WTF, if u can’t FIT BAPE, why be in the BAPE store? Police Surveillance huh?

^^^I knew this nigga before he had to be gay to get pussy.

^^Fattie Mex hipster, represent represent!

Ngz be sayin’ she ain’t fine…shiiiiiiiiiit.


^^^when’d they become like rapperz?

Weirder couple…^^^this one

^^or…lol

Bye y’all

Top Friend$ list mu$t Have$!! (pt. 1 of a 3 parter y’all)

While running on myspace (what, what, what) I found something to hate on, I mean I noticed something.

That something is that there are DEFINITIVE must have’s on hipsters/scenesters top friends list. All of my top friends (all 5 of them) are either Black chicks who do Alt. Porn, or people I’m actually friends with i.e. Brandon & Murs (September 30th Warner Bros. Presents MURS FOR PRESIDENT, plug plug plug), But there seems to be certain people who are MUST HAVES in a top friends list. Oh & there is a Hierarchy too, not in actual placement like cooler kids up top, lessers in the bottom, but in actually being in almost everyone’s top friends, meaning that while hipsters are way too f*cking cool too have their COOLEST friends at the top of their list, but they still MUST ALWAYS have certain people/acts/things in the list in general.

let’s break this off into 3 sections, THE MUST MUST HAVE’s, The Fave Cool Bands & The Up n Comers.

The Must Must Have:

#1 is probably U.K. & Trinidad’s (& Tobago) own Kesh!

What can I say about this woman that has not been said. I for one will admit that she was in my toppies for at least a full solstice if not longer. For one she’s beautiful, light but not too light, tall, artsy, hipster & YES YES YES fucking FOREIGN. You know that in America anything foreign is f*cking cool.

#2 is Taz Arnold

Taz used to make beautiful gay music(c) with this awesome band called Sa-Ra Creative Partners, I guess that ended & now he’s making like weird Obama videos n stuff. If I discovered this discovery about a year ago he would of been numero uno. =(

#3 is Mik from GN$

I can’t clown my peeps, so ugh just buy his shoes they’ll GET YOU LAID.

#4 is some dude named Haycock!

I don’t know who he is, but like every hipster/scenester especially on the westcoast has him in their top friends.

Oh, he throws some kinda day party on Sunday’s, which must be a big deal. But if you really partied on Saturday night, you wouldn’t be able to make it to a Sunday event during Day Hours…I’ll pass.

#5 is this guy, project or thing

He or Them, really really really hated the f*cking War in Iraq because he got a few hundred or more people to hold this sign, even got arrested & kick out of a few venues doing so, which Is great I guess but yeah it was the in thing to do to have this project in your top friends, blah.

See You On Part II.