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Hipster Must-Have Items Vol.1

Vintage “nerd” glasses:

even Scarlett makes em hot.

If you really want to be a super-hipster, the lens-less versions will do you perfectly.

and even still…you will never be as cool as Ralphie.

For the more fashion forward hipster out there…I am seeing a comeback of the Lennon style frame…

a la, everyones favorite super-hipster…

Cigarettes:

What type of reputable hipster doesn’t smoke?

Transportation mechinisms other than actual vehicles: i.e bicycles (preferably vintage), skateboards, scooters, mopeds, etc:

and to validate your hipsterosity…none of these can be dated post-1985…or you’ll be labeled a ‘poser’…ironically a lot of the ‘non-posers’ weren’t even born in 1985, ha!

Clothing/accessories/shoes in any of these colors:

35mm Film Camera:

V 1.2 coming soon…

 

 

 

 

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